From the you can't make this shit up department:

Tom Brady, the handsome strapping quarterback for the New England Patriots, had been the steady squeeze of Bridget Moynihan. They split up and guess who is a little preggers now. His new squeeze of about three months, Victoria's Secret heartthrob Gisele, announced today she is about two months preggers.

You would think a nice Irish Catholic boy would know the rhythm method, at least.

I am reminded of an old Steeley Dan song:

"Ain't never gonna do it without my fez on."

rojo